When you just can't stomach the BS anymore.
It makes sense, right? Serving number one is the only way you can serve anyone else. How do we miss that? If you live in the real world, you know how needy people can be. Boyfriends, husbands, hopefully not at the same time….. Anyway – getting what you need so you can make everyone’s dreams come true is damn near impossible. Take a look around, you will see needy people everywhere you look. Who are these people and why are they always wanting something? Do you recognize any of them? If so, join the club. There’s a really cool secret handshake.
This is the maiden voyage of the I’ll Be Damned. Dinner is served promptly at six o’clock followed by entertainment on the Lido deck. Our crew is fearless. Join us, won’t you?