When you just can't stomach the BS anymore.

2012 Pet Poetry Grand Slam

Pet lovers are multiplying like rabbits. If you don’t have one, you know at least forty-seven other people who can’t go on vacation without asking you to come over and … Continue reading

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Man Overboard

Do you need a reason to do what’s right for you? So you’re soft in the middle. So what? If you don’t want to be soft in the middle, do … Continue reading

June 5, 2012 · Leave a comment

The Bender

The hardest time of year to be on a diet is summer. Vacations and backyard cookouts are no place for protein shakes! Boil some hot dogs in beer and onions then pop … Continue reading

May 28, 2012 · Leave a comment

Smelly Saboteur

It stinks if you only eat asparagus, boiled eggs, cooked cabbage and canned tuna. Really, it stinks! One day someone will remake the Alfred Hitchcock movie Saboteur, but it will be … Continue reading

May 20, 2012 · Leave a comment

Who You Callin’ Chicken?

This aint no food blog, but in honor of Mother’s Day we thought we’d share a recipe and give readers a chance to join us for a little game we … Continue reading

May 12, 2012 · Leave a comment

Feeling Froggy

She may be stupid, but she’s got a good memory.

April 24, 2012 · Leave a comment

Erroneous Food Facts

Eggs are good. Eggs are bad. No, wait, eggs are good. Alcohol is bad. Well, wine is good. Okay then, caffeine is bad. Wrong again, caffeine is so good we … Continue reading

April 14, 2012 · Leave a comment

Spambot Smackdown

Why hasn’t someone come up with a way to fix the shit we need to have fixed? We’ve got all these laws and we still need people to make more … Continue reading

March 24, 2012 · Leave a comment

I Know You Are Butts What Am I?

Name calling is one of the first ways we learn how to irritate another person. It isn’t as painful as a punch in the gut or a smack in the head … Continue reading

March 23, 2012 · 2 Comments

Assisted Loving

Sports Illustrated Classic was on in the day room. Frank sat down to watch some hockey highlights, but all they showed was a clip of Wayne Gretzky saying, “You miss 100% of … Continue reading

March 18, 2012 · Leave a comment

I Am Not A Cougar

I rock skinny jeans because I am known at 24 Hour Fitness as a CardiHo. I color my hair because blonds shouldn’t get to have all the fun. I bleach my … Continue reading

March 15, 2012 · Leave a comment

Things To Do In The Shower

Evidently there are people who don’t know what goes on in the bathroom. This is a surprise to those of us who have dealt with a lot of crap. It … Continue reading

March 4, 2012 · Leave a comment


No Shirt-No Shoes-No Problem. We do reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who can’t tolerate sarcasm glazed humor. If you are prone to allergic knee-jerk reactions or hypoglycemic … Continue reading

March 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

What Bugs Us

The word casual has done for sex what the word leisure did for suit. These words are fine in combination with other words like, casual conversation and leisure time, but … Continue reading

March 3, 2012 · Leave a comment


Don’t like your kid’s music, friends, clothes, piercings, attitude, sleep schedule, tattoos and general childish behavior? Feel like you’re texting to a brick wall? Tired of being eaten out of … Continue reading

February 29, 2012 · Leave a comment

Now Serving #1

It makes sense, right? Serving number one is the only way you can serve anyone else. How do we miss that? If you live in the real world, you know … Continue reading

February 25, 2012 · Leave a comment